shadowstree:

A beautiful Super Pastel Enchi Clown ball python by Casey Lazik Reptiles 

shadowstree:

A beautiful Super Pastel Enchi Clown ball python by Casey Lazik Reptiles 

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vviolentprince:

bedussey:

what the fuck is this snake’s problem

parkour

vviolentprince:

bedussey:

what the fuck is this snake’s problem

parkour

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seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

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I wanted to show off my beautiful Fire Spider from Ben Rogers reptiles! I’ve been incredibly happy with him. :)

I wanted to show off my beautiful Fire Spider from Ben Rogers reptiles! I’ve been incredibly happy with him. :)

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tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

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Anonymous said: Did you see that snake that's friends with a frog? Apparently they were raised together and now they are buddies c:

lungri:

Grown in captivity together, the pair display no signs of aggression or fear, comfortable with their encounters high up in the leafy branches.

"I was worried the python may swallow this beautiful frog," said Fahmi Bhs, the 39-year-old photo enthusiast from Jakarta. "But then a keeper told me that this particular snake doesn’t eat frogs at all and it did seem almost undisturbed by its presence. The python occasionally sniffed around the frog but then it just let the creature do whatever he needed to do."

The frog’s behaviour was all the more remarkable as rodents, reptiles and other small living things tend to make up the diet of the green tree python.

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This is really cute!!!

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theseinconvenientfireworks:

Caution was so unimpressed by his first outdoor photoshoot. 

(This was in my “drafts” section from a few months ago, and I can’t believe I never shared it!! He was so tiny <3)

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hissykisses:

asterisk cuddled with me all morning in bed while i watched movies and he played boop the snoot with me for a bit until he got interested in something else

hissykisses:

asterisk cuddled with me all morning in bed while i watched movies and he played boop the snoot with me for a bit until he got interested in something else

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fuckyeahballpythons:

Everyone give a big welcome to Peridot, my new four year old Aru Green Tree Python! 
It’s kind of funny because when the vendor was taking him out to bag him, they used a snake hook and were very ginger like they were afraid he’d bite but as far as I can tell, this snake ain’t got a mean bone in his body. Very inquisitive and doesn’t seem head shy in the least.
This is the clearest shot I could get of him right now but whatever, I’ll take more of him once he gets settled on a perch. 

fuckyeahballpythons:

Everyone give a big welcome to Peridot, my new four year old Aru Green Tree Python! 

It’s kind of funny because when the vendor was taking him out to bag him, they used a snake hook and were very ginger like they were afraid he’d bite but as far as I can tell, this snake ain’t got a mean bone in his body. Very inquisitive and doesn’t seem head shy in the least.

This is the clearest shot I could get of him right now but whatever, I’ll take more of him once he gets settled on a perch. 

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